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Monday, April 29, 2024

Villages Couple Makes Historic Land Swap with COSTCO

 

Figure 1: Villages couple here seen breaking ground for a new COSTCO

Satirical News Service
The Villages, FL

In a historic move, two Villagers have made a deal with COSTCO to purchase their land and build a COSTCO in place of the house they'd planned. Although they had been planning on building their “dream house on the lake” for more than two years, when COSTCO announced they were finally considering opening a store in the Villages, they offered to swap their land (which had already been staked out to lay the foundation) for some unspecific land somewhere else.

“Yes”, said the couple, “it may mean delaying this project for another couple of years or more, but there will always be other lakes in Florida to build on. But who could pass up the chance to buy $5.00 roast chickens and giant flat-screen TV’s nearby. It’s a win-win”.

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