Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
In a Press conference today, Trump showed off his solution to rising healthcare costs. He unveiled the "Trump Final Farewell Machine" that Trump Enterprises and Elon Musk will be manufacturing.
Medicare recipients and other heavy users of Healthcare services will be offered a choice
of either being cut off completely, or voluntarily enrolling in his “Final Farewell” program. This will be freeing them permanently (and the US) from any further medical costs. It will also save the US billions of dollars spent on high users of medical services. Prisons and mental institutions will also
utilize these for their elderly and feeble inmates, although their participation will not be voluntary.
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