Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
In a historic deal, Trump has managed to broker a peace deal between the two warring nations of Bumfukland and Pedofelia, who have been warring for decades over rights to the white slave trade. Trump, with his genius for Deal Making, threatened to put a 500% tariff on boys and young women exported from both countries, or if they both agreed to his peace terms, would make them a “Most Favored Nation” in the white slave trade with the US, and remove any “legal barriers” that might exist. Both nations would also have to agree to supply spa workers to Mar-a-Lago at a very reduced rate. He is expecting to hear from the Nobel Prize committee very soon.
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