Satirical News Service Washington, DC
In response to Washington, DC now being overwhelmed with ICE,
DEA, FBI, and National Guard from several states, Nicolás Maduro is offering to
send handpicked gang members there to protect the Hispanic people who are being
rounded up and “disappeared” by these lawless thugs sent by Steven Miller
and Pam Bondi.
In an interview, Presidente Maduro said it is heartbreaking
to see old Abuelas and Abuelos being manhandled by these lawless thugs. Children are being ripped out of cars while their parents are hauled away to these
swamp prisons or some strange foreign country. They claim they are only going
after criminals and gang members. So if that is the case, we are going to send
them our very best criminal and gang members to Washington, DC. Let’s see them go
after them! I think they will find their jobs are a little harder than wrestling
old men and women into waiting vans and rental trucks.
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