Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Pete Hegseth is asking Congress to approve his specially designed “Airplane Food Catering Container” that can withstand bomb blasts and any other type of attack. It would also feature secret entrances that can be accessed before, during, and after flights that the President can escape into. It would only be able to hold one occupant, and in the event of an attack, it could be jettisoned from the aircraft and land safely by parachute with the President inside
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