Satirical News Service
Washington, DC News
North Korea’s News Agency announced that they had developed MSIT, or "More Superior Intelligence Than Trump’s”. Furthermore, they are already deploying it in every household throughout North Korea. It uses an “Ask Alexa” like interface called “Dear Leader is Listening” to ensure that every North Korean feels intimately connected to their Dear Leader.
It is set up so that every hour it will ask the listener “What do
you want to tell Dear Leader. He wants to know what you are thinking”. Failure
to answer or answering in a flippant or negative manner will automatically
generate a call to the secret police to “check up on you”.
Sources in the Trump Administration are saying the Trump is
very interested in this “SI” model and wants Tech companies to start a crash
program to develop a similar system called “Trump has Even More Superior Intelligence
that Kim’s”
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