Washington, DC
Amid a rising chorus from Republican lawmakers who are parroting Trump's demand to release the name of the Whistle-blower, aides from the Office of Nunez accidentally gave out the name of the White House Leaf Blower. The gentleman, whose face is not shown here, suddenly found himself under death threats, and his car smeared with feces by unknown parties. The man, who is a naturalized US citizen suddenly found himself confronted by ICE agents who told him "he was going to be deported immediately" until lawyers for the company he worked for intervened to set the record straight.
The man and his terrified family immediately went into the witness protection program even though they have nothing to do with any events in the White House. " I only blow away the leaves that fall on the lawn", cried the helpless man.
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