Say Republicans! This
Holiday set your boy on a path to a wonderful life in politics with Gilbrets
latest hit toy, ReJector Set.
With this toy, your boy can construct his own
world of Alternative Facts that completely defy truth and logic. He can build
Alt-Facts so realistic that congressmen, lawyers, and even presidents will swallow
them completely. As time goes on he can add even more “yarns” to the set to
build even bigger and wilder Alternative Facts.
Before long your boy will be running as a Republican
for Congress, the Senate, even the Presidency all because of his ReJector
Set.
*Not responsible for any future charges of perjury,
obstruction of justice, bribery or other high crimes and misdemeanors resulting
from this toy. Choking hazard exists from swallowing any parts of this toy.
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