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With Trump's defenses for his Ukraine call crumbling daily as new witnesses verify that he did, in fact, threaten a "quid-pro-quo" deal with Ukraine, he is now trying a new defense. Based on misquoting the famous line used by Jonnie Cochran during the OJ Simpson trial, "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit", Trump is claiming that a huge puffy hand found at the scene of his infamous "perfect phone call" perfectly fits his "yuge" hand. He tweeted out "As my friend Jonnie said long ago 'If the glove fits, you must acquit!'"
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