Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
New
revelations have just emerged about a new quid pro quo deal between President
Trump and “Bread-and-Butter”, this year’s pardoned turkey. In a complaint filed
by a whistle-blower, it is alleged that Trump only agreed to pardon “Bread-and_Butter”
in exchange for the turkey issuing a blanket pardon for Trump’s impeachment
charges, and also investigate the Bidens. The whistle-blower is identified only
as something of the feathered variety that spent his entire life in a barnyard and had first-hand knowledge of the arrangement.
Congress is expected to take up
the matter right after the Thanksgiving holiday if “Bread-and-Butter” can
still be found. Republicans are already demanding “the head of the
whistle-blower”, literally.
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