Satirical News Service
London, England
London, England
A new group has formed who want Guy Fawkes posthumously and
Guy Fawkes Day celebrations eliminated. Taking a page from the Republican’s
defense of Donald Trump in the recent Impeachment hearings, they stated,
“The whole thing was a witch hunt. It was just a plot by
Parliament to frame the Catholics. In fact, Guy Fawkes, even though he was
caught with a torch in the basement of parliament, HE NEVER LIT THE FUSE! His
confession was got under torture when he was only trying to point out
corruption in the houses of Parliament – something we do all the time."
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