Satirical News Service
Middleboro, KY
Middleboro, KY
Experts in a small evangelical community site promising evidence
that their practice of swinging live rattlesnakes around their heads may
prevent the transmission of COVID19. He
noted that not a single case in their more than 40 congregants has contracted
this virus, although none have ever been tested to confirm this. Mitch McConnell, the senior Senator from Kentucky, stated, “Based on this
evidence it is certainly worth starting immediate clinical trials with much
larger segments of the population. After all – What do we have to lose?”
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