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Friday, November 20, 2020

Distant Relative Claims First US Election was Stolen From King George III

 



Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

A person claiming to be a long distant relative of King George III is claiming that the first election was stolen from his great ancestor by sinister forces led by Federalists with the help of the French. He claims that the Loyalists had actually won the election but the Federalists destroyed their votes. “Unfortunately we did not have the Supreme Court then to intervene, or right now you’d be drinking tea and talking with a different accent.” He is now demanding that the Supreme Court now overturn that election that made George Washington its first president and restore the original 13 colonies to Great Britain and return the crown to him, the rightful heir. He has hired Rudy Giuliani to represent him.


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