Satirical News Service
Washington DC
The makers
of HASBEEN have just announced their latest new board game “Weave Your Own
Conspiracy Theory”. In it, each player draws five cards with subjects such as Election,
Fraudulent, Immigrants, Antifa, Democrats, stole, etc. There are also wild
cards “I believe it” and “Fake News”. When it’s a player's turn must use at
least two of them to create a conspiracy theory. The other players must then throw down a wild
card saying either “Fake News” (meaning they don’t buy it), or “I believe it”.
For each “I believe it”, they get to advance one space on the board. The first
one to get to “The Presidency” wins the game. It’s fun for the whole family and gives
children a strong foundation for a future career in politics or FOX news.
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