Satirical News Service
Orlando, FL
In yet another bizarre chapter of the Trump presidency,
Disney officials today announced that they had to close the Hall of Presidents
attraction in the EPCOT theme park because the animatronic Trump went
completely out of control. It started accusing all the other Presidents of
stealing the election from him and shouting that he really won in a landslide. He urged
all the visitors to storm the Magic Castle and force the Disney Park to declare him the winner in the 2020 election.
The “Small Small World” attraction also went haywire when the animatronic
dolls started shouting obscenities and demanding that the presidential election
results be changed. Shocked parents and children were immediately escorted away
and the attraction was closed indefinitely. It is strongly suspected that the
recent Russian cyberattack may be at the heart of all this.
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