Satirical News Service
Washington DC
As the days
tick by before Biden is officially certified by Congress as the 46th
president, Trump is becoming increasingly desperate to overturn those results.
After his recorded call to Brad
Raffensperger, the Georgia secretary of state failed miserably, Trump has now enlisted the aid of more than 1200
children to scour the White House Lawn searching for those missing votes that
he is sure that his traitorous deep state aides buried in an attempt to deny
him his electoral victory.
“They are going to keep looking until we find them”,
snorted Trump, “Even if it takes till Easter”.
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