Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In a new
twist to Trump’s populist saga, he says he is intending to issue “shares” in
his MAGA super PAC that people can buy and sell just like ordinary shares of
stock and will increase in value once he is reelected. Although he does not
specify exactly how it will benefit them, it certainly implies favors. But
since it skirts just inside of the line of outright promising anything it still
falls within the legality.
Noting the recent meteoric rise of stocks like GameStop and AMC, he hopes that very small
day traders will drive up the shares to create a bubble of wealth to give the
impression that Trump once again is back to his fantastic “Art of the Deal”
that made him a “Billionaire”. Meanwhile, his super PAC will continue to rake in
funds with very little hope of any return on their investment. But this is
Trump’s true “genius”.
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