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| Generalissimo T. Cruz at the Insurrection of the Alamo |
Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
A new document has surfaced apparently written by a Generalissimo T. Cruz following the fall of the Alamo. Here is the transcript
Senores,
The tragic incident at the Alamo has been
thoroughly investigated thoroughly by our great Presidente and Generalissimo Antonio López de Santa Anna and finds that it was the work of AntiTejanistos that instigated the
riot that led to the tragic deaths of those in the Alamo. We must remember that
there were good people on both sides. Evidence is clear that the AntiTejanistos
planned this well in advance, and the Mexican Army was only there to protect
those innocent Texans that were barricaded in the Alamo and not the other way
around. Those AntiTejanistos are just trying to conduct a witch hunt against
our Presidente. We must now move on from these events and forget about the
Alamo. Viva Mexico!
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