Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In a
statement to the Press today, Ted Cruz blasted what he called the “Fake Weather
Media” for setting people off in a panic
over fake low temperatures. He insisted that the lowest it got in any part of
Texas was about 49 degrees. It never got into the 20’s and teens as some
weather forecasters are saying. “We need to get on with our lives and not be
festered by these fake reports of ice and cold and admonishments to keep off
the road. This is the same type of tyranny that led people to wear masks and
not go to churches because of this so-called Pandemic. Next they will be saying
that this fake weather is due to Global Warming. You won’t see me wearing a
coat today."
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