Satirical News Service
Atlanta, GA
As Joe Biden approaches 100 days in office, Georgia’s
Governor today made a surprise announcement that “He has found those 11.800
missing ballots for Trump in the last election”. In his press conference, he
stated, “I was cleaning out my garage and behind the paint cans, well, there
they were, just as Donald Trump predicted. I don’t know why I put them there,
but here they are.”
In a statement to the press, Trump said that Biden should
immediately resign as well as all of his cabinet appointees, and all his
legislation be voided immediately. He is prepared to assume the presidency
immediately, but plans to stay at Mar-a-Lago until the White House can be
vacated, and Trump can get in a few more rounds of golf.
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