Satirical News Service
Atlanta, Georgia
Several state legislatures including Georgia, Florida, and Texas are proposing “Prove Your Gender Bills”
that would mandate that anyone wanting to use a public restroom in their state would
have to both produce a drivers’ license and submit to “visual inspection” to
ensure that that person is actually of the sex that is on their driver’s
license. Anyone attempting to enter with altered genitalia will be arrested. As
one State Senator from Florida stated “This is a very serious problem we have
in this state. People who have either altered their genitals or simply profess
to be something other than their birth sex are attempting to use public
restrooms to do 'God knows what all'. It’s simply not enough to take their word
for it – we need visual verification to ensure that innocent people are not
harmed. Guns will still be permitted
without restrictions in any public restroom.”
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