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Thursday, May 26, 2022

Christi’s Set to Auction Digital Farts for over 600 Thousand Dollars



Satirical News Service 

New York, NY 


With the craze for NFT Digital Art starting to fade, entrepreneurs have come up with a new scheme for so-called NFTs, Digital Farts! These are digitally captured sounds of rather loud flatulence accompanied by a scratch-and-sniff matrix. When each cell is scratched, it releases a unique odor of the creator’s own flatulence. Each of the pieces on auction will contain 25 unique farts and smells and each one bearing their own NFT. Since each of the 20 cells of sounds and smells can only be used once, it only increases its value to collectors. Imagine if you could experience the actual sound and smell of great artists like Picasso or Van Gough. It would be just like you are in the room right next to them sharing a uniquely intimate experience “. 

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