Dear Kukolnyy ( little puppet) Donny,
So glad
to be hearing you are planning big parade for your birthday. I am sorry to
hear also that some disloyal Congressmen are planning on blocking funding for
this. I am happy to give you the great military parade you are wishing for. For your
birthday, we will be sending two entire divisions of soldiers and tanks, and three squadrons of our latest
jets to fly over you to give to you great salute. I understand that all of your
tanks and weapons have already been wasted in Ukraine. Too bad, but our tanks
and planes will be happy to fill in. We
will also be sending our “special police” just to make sure that no supporters
of Ukraine decide to interfere, and also protest against your wonderful
leadership. We are looking forward to celebrating your glorious birthday….and may
decide to stay a bit longer, ha, ha!
Sincerely,
Vlad
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