Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
In a televised address posted on Truth Social Network, Trump signed an Executive Presidential Order making Kharg Island in the Strait
of Hormuz the 51st State of the United States. He has also renamed
it Trump Island and appointed Don Jr. to be its first Governor. Immediately
after being sworn in as governor, Don Jr. deployed 5000 US Marines whom he
made "National Guardsmen," to defend the Island. That way, he could circumvent Congress
and also claim that he is not deploying ground troops on foreign soil. In his
address, he also declared that the Strait of Hormuz is to be renamed “The Straight
of Trump”(sic).
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