BP to Change Focus to Nuclear Power

Satirical News Service
Baton Rouge, LA

After nearly a month of bad PR, Congressional Inquiries, and still failed efforts to contain the oil leak. BP executives annouced today that they are changing their focus from Oil Exploration, to building managing and Nuclear Power Plants. As one executive put it "We feel we can easily apply the expertise we've gained from the oil business and put it to use in the emerging Nuclear Power industry."

Can you say Worst Nightmare?