Satirical News Service
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Washington DC
Taking its cue from Republican Impeachment Managers’
arguments, the US Supreme court has decided to take the same path and will no
longer hear or decide any cases put before it. “We’re going to let the people
decide”, said chief justice Roberts. “Why should we have to sit through all
those arguments and listen to boring evidence when we can just sit back and let
the people decide. After all of our laws that are passed are perfect to begin
with – there is really no need to say or hear anything more - and far be it for us to
overturn the will of the people. We’ve unanimously
decided to take at least a 4-year hiatus and just let the people decide how
they want things. We’ll be safely holed up somewhere safe when the Sh*t hits
the fan."
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