Satirical News Service
London, UK
London, UK
New details have emerged about the agreement with the Royal
Family about a transition period for Megan and Harry to remove themselves from
their public duties. It was formally agreed upon that Megan would be placed in
a deep trance and in a very secure location surrounded by Briars for a period of
20 years. After which, she will be brought back to a normal state of
consciousness by a kiss from Prince Harry (provided he can still be found), and
can escape from being attacked by Rupert Murdoch and his gang of Paparazzi.
Once this has been established, she will again resume her Royal Duties, and
they can live happily ever after.
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