Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
A contrite former
President Obama appeared before national TV today to apologize to the world for
inadvertently starting the pandemic that is now expected to kill more than 2 million
people.
“It’s really all my fault,” he said, “Sasha was simply doing
some experiments in the basement with her chemistry set that we gave her for Xmas
and left it sitting there on the shelf. I didn’t know what it was so I flushed
it down the toilet. Next thing I know – there are 10,000 cases of Coronaviris
cropping up all over. I’m sure that this must be the cause since FOX news and
Limbaugh both reported it and they are almost never incorrect. I had a long talk
with Sasha about doing dangerous experiments at home in the basement, but I
guess it’s too late for that now.”
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