Satirical News Service
Mexico City, Mexico
Mexico City, Mexico
Today Mexico’s
President Andrés Manuel López Obrador spoke today urging his government
take every effort to complete the border wall as fast as possible.
“Americans are coming here in droves. Many of them
are sick and contagious with the deadly Coronavirus. Most have lost all their
savings in the latest stock market crash and want to come here to take jobs
away from ordinary Mexican workers. They want free food since they can’t grow
their own, and they want free medical care since their healthcare system has
collapsed or has gotten too expensive for them. Some claim they fear for their
lives because the coronavirus is spreading through their communities and now
want asylum here in Mexico. The only way we Mexicans can stop this is to finish
building that big beautiful impenetrable border wall.”
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