TV Game Show Producers Looking for New Ways to Capitalize on Coronavirus Pandemic

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

TV producers are thinking about novel new ways they can capitalize on the public’s insatiable desire for entertainment during this mandatory quarantine requirement that may extend out months. Here are  some new shows that they've come up with that combine entertainment with a Coronavirus theme.

So You Think You’re Immune
In this “Reality Show” contestants who think they are immune to the virus, are placed in a house with known infected individuals.  Each day they will record their video diary of how they feel and whether or not they think they have it. After 14 days, they are tested to see which ones actually do and which ones do not test positive for COVID19 virus.

Survivor – Plague ship
This is another spin-off of the popular Survivor TV series. In this series, contestants are placed onboard a Princess Cruise ship known to be infected. Unlike in previous shows on this one no one is getting off the ship.

Wheel of Misfortune
Contestants spin a giant wheel and call out COVID19 test case numbers. After 10 spins whoever gets the most number of positive results wins a home respirator and a lifetime supply of Chloroquine.

The Stimulus is Right
On this show, ordinary people try to guess what types of stimulus will get the economy moving and which ones will fail. A panel of economists and stock market investors will then determine if the stock market will go up or down with the stimulus.

The Voice Behind the Mask and Gloves and Gown

This show features singers who perform entirely suited in the highest level of PPE gear. The panel must try to guess who is in the suit, and what-in-the-hell they are singing.

Truth or Consequences
No explanation is needed for this show.