Satirical News Service
Pyongyang, DPRK
Pyongyang, DPRK
North Korean radio and TV sources recently have
declared that there have been absolutely zero deaths of confirmed cases of
the worldwide pandemic coronavirus in North Korea. This is quite remarkable since both China
and neighboring South Korea have had severe epidemics of this. The DPRK media
insists that their immunity to the virus is solely because of the divine infallible
leadership of Kim Jong Un.
Despite this, there has recently been a huge upsurge
in deaths related to gunshots mostly to anyone caught coughing or sneezing.
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