Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Furious that many of his Evangelical Christian supporters are disputing his false claims that he won the Presidential election by a landslide, and refusing to preach that the recent Christmas conjunction of Saturn and Jupiter signals that he is the new Messiah, Trump tweeted last night,
“To Hell with all of you! I’m going to favor Satanists from now on. We’ll see how happy you’ll be when they get favorable school prayer rulings. To my new found Satanists friends, tell your master that I’m ready to make a deal!”
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