Satirical News Service
Washington. DC
After suffering defeat after defeat in the courts
and now the Electoral College, Donald Trump today issued an Executive Order
making Trump University the ultimate decider of Presidential elections.
“Everyone knows that Universities are higher in the
academic chain than mere colleges because they possess superior academic
standing and superior knowledge – especially when presented with clearly fraudulent
voting results. Therefore today I have made Trump University the ultimate
deciders in the 2020 election, and beyond."
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