Satirical News Service
New York
In a bizarre ending to an already bizarre year, the Times
Square New Year’s Ball that is dropped annually to ring in the New Year, got
stuck this year midway down. Revelers who were watching hoping to finally put this "anus horriblis" away for good were shocked and appalled.
Meanwhile, Trump Tweeted that this was a sign from GOD that
he was the chosen one and that the results of the election should be
overturned.
After some consternation, a hapless technician climbed up the
pole to nudge the damn thing loose finally ringing in 2021.
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