Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In his very
first act as President, Joe Biden has issued an executive order seizing Trumps’
Mar a Lago Estate and Golf Course by eminent domain. He plans to turn
them immediately into homeless shelters for people evicted or made homeless by
his failure to sign the Coronavirus Relief package. The IRS has chimed in as well
saying that after completing Trump’s audit he owes far more that he has assets and
therefore is seizing any compensation for the seizure by the government.
A furious Trump was told of this as he was in route
to Mar a Lago, and informed that upon landing he had nowhere to go.
Plans are being made by the army corps of
engineers and contractors who were pulled off of the border wall project to erect a huge tent city on its golf course.
Biden stated afterward “I think I am starting to
like being President”.
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