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| Lawless Motorcycle gangs descend on South Dakota |
Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Following South Dakota governor Kristi Noem’s announcement of her plan to send “privately funded” National Guardsmen to the Texas-Mexico border to “enforce immigration laws” there, California Governor Gavin Newsome announced plans to send National Guardsmen from his state to South Dakota to manage hoards of motorcycle gangs. In his statement, he said,
“It is a huge crisis in that
state. Raucous and lawless motorcycle gangs are ignoring drinking, traffic, and
weapons laws throughout that state and the governor is doing nothing
about it – in fact encouraging them to come for rallies there. I will therefore
be sending about 50 National Guard troops that will be directly under my
command to enforce the laws there. Taxpayers need not worry about the cost, as rich Hollywood
producers have agreed to fully fund this operation in exchange for movie rights
to the ensuing melee."
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