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Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Trump Considering Dr. Christian Emmanuel Sanon as VP running mate in 2024

 

Satirical News Service
Mar a Lago, FL

Donald Trump let it leak that he is seriously considering Dr. Christian Emmanuel Sanon for his running mate in 2024.  In case you missed it Dr. Sanon is under investigation and likely indictment in Haiti for plotting to kill the President there. He is however a dual US and Hattian citizen and resident of Florida and a strong Trump supporter. He is also black and the name Christensen bodes well with Trump's evangelicals. Trump said “He knows how to get things done. Unlike that  weak putz Pence, when Samon didn’t like the election outcome in Haiti, he knew what to do.”

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