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Saturday, July 3, 2021

Officials Recommend Demolition of the Remaining Parts of the Republican Party

 

Satirical News Service 

Washington, D.C. 

 

Six months after the partial collapse of Republican party, officials have determined that the remaining Trump Wing of the party demonstrates very poor stability and must be demolished for safety reasons.  

 

Officials had warned of these problems for years, but they continued to ignore them. In the last inspection crumbling moral standards, and lax enforcement of ethical and legal codes were risking a disastrous collapse of the entire structure. Even when this happened many refused to accept that it had actually collapsed, especially those in the remaining standing structure often called the “Trump Wing”. Experts have said that this is at risk of collapsing any minute. One expert told reporters,“Lies are appearing throughout the foundation, and erosion of any moral standing has been going on for a long time because of poor decisions by the owners.


Despite this, many of the residents there refused to leave saying that the safety assessment is all fake and all the structure needs is some minor maintenance. 

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