Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
After a Chinese woman took the gold medal in rifle
shooting at yesterday’s Olympic games in Tokyo, the NRA seized upon this to
warn Americans that the Chinese were becoming better marksmen than Americans. “Just
think of the horror as millions of Chinese invade our shores and can outshoot
us “, said NRA CEO Wayne
LaPierre. “We need more guns – Not Less! Instead of
trying to get more vaccinations into people’s arms, we need to get more guns
into people’s hands and train them how to shoot before those Chinese Commies
come over and outgun us!”
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