Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In a statement put
out by someone claiming to be the leading general in the ANTIFA army put out a
strong endorsement today for Donald Trump in 2020. In his statement he said,
“Before Donald Trump, we were a shadowy organization with no
real leaders or formalized agenda. We would occasionally show up at rallies with
masks and signs, but it was mainly a loosely tied group of liberals who came to
protest on the weekends and then went back to their “Green Jobs” during the week.
Now thanks to Trump we have a standing full-time army of thousands of full-time
“soldiers” who are hatching every conceivable plot against the government you can
imagine. It’s been a miracle. Now our recruits according to Trump come from
everywhere – even the reddest and most rural of states. We have him to
thank for that, so we strongly urge our ANTIFA Vets to support him this
election.”
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