Satirical News Service
Washington DC
With fears raging over Trump possibly spreading infection during the next debate along with the waning interest due to the contentiousness of the candidates, Disney has agreed to host the next debate at the Disney World Hall of Presidents. Instead of the actual candidates, there will be stand-in animatronic figures that will gesture and talk. Instead of a moderator, who no one seems to pay attention too anyway, kids under 10 will ask each candidate questions. The answers will be their pre-recorded attack ads that will be played sequentially regardless of the actual question that the kids pose. To spice things up those pre-recorded responses will sometimes overlap with other pre-recorded comments like “You loser!”, “No- YOU'RE the puppet”, “Man will you just shut up!”. They may also feature an animatronic fly that buzzes the candidates and quips “Are you getting anything from this?” and "Betcha can't catch me". Upon exiting all visitors will receive a souvenir COVID 19 test.
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