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Monday, July 5, 2010

Sarah Palin Revealed to be A Russian Spy


Secret FBI photos of Sarah Palin sending secret messages to Russia
Satirical News Service
Wasilla, Alaska
FBI today arrested Sarah Palin and her Husband Todd as part of a large espionage ring of Russian sleeper agents that had been planted in the United States presumably for years under the cover of ordinary citizens, but were secretly funneling information to Russia. According to the FBI there was darn good reason that she could see Russia from her porch. Secret photos now reveal that she used semaphore flags to send secret information to Russia. This certainly explains a lot about her involvement in the Tea Part movement. To think we came all too close to having a Russian spy as VP.