Satirical News Service
Today Super Bowl officials have taken the unprecedented step of announcing that they have ordered Tom Brady – The New England Patriot’s QB at the heart of deflategate – from touching or in any way handling his balls prior to and during the game. Officials have further stated that 24 hours before the game, they will lock up Brady’s balls so that they cannot be in anyway tampered with. Brady was obviously displeased with the decision, but felt that in the interest of assuring fair play, he will comply with the restrictions. Seattle fans are of course hoping to see Brady’s balls naturally deflate during the course of the game.