Satirical News Service
CNN today released what it claims is exclusive video footage of the prime suspect in the Boston Marathon Bombing. Stills from the video clearly show what looks like a dark skinned male at the scene of the crime acting suspiciously. CNN is asking anyone with any knowledge of who this individual might be to contact them immediately so that they can claim the exclusive coverage of it. According to CNN news executives “We are quite certain of the exclusivity of this picture. Although authorities have yet to make an arrest, we are quite certain it will follow, and we’ll be there to report on its exclusivity regardless of whether it actually happens or not”.