Satirical News Service
As the final week before the general election a new surprising new poll has come out suggesting that “The Empty Chair” made famous at the previous election's Republican Convention is now preferred by 9 out of 10 voters.
Its numbers poll high in every demographic group except complete morons and alt-right conservatives for Trump.
Those polled says the empty chair’s values are closer to their own than any of the other parties. It also scores higher in character issues.