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Letter to Queen Elizabeth from America
Your Dear Majesty,
Look, we’re really sorry about that Revolution thing back in 1776, and the whole Boston Tea Party thing, but given the choice between the madness of King George and the madness of Donald Trump, we’d pick George any day. We tried Democracy and it worked for a while, but now look what we’ve got. A Republican Congress that seems intent on shutting down every progressive thing that’s happened over the past century, a cabinet of Presidential appointees that are complete morons, and a President who sends out 3am tweets sitting on his toilet about Hollywood Stars and Beauty Queens who criticize him. It’d be so much better to be your colony again. We’d have a National Health Service, and cops without guns. ..OK – so we’d have to pay a little more taxes on tea, but who drinks that s##t anyway? I’ll be happy to sing “God Save the Queen” at baseball and football games if it would get rid of the idiots we just elected. Please, your majesty take us back….Please!