Satirical News Service
In an Olympic Surprise, George Romney was made a last minute replacement for the Cayman Islands flag bearer during the opening Ceremony of the 2012 Olympics in London, England. According to sources in the Cayman Island’s Olympic committee, “We felt that Mitt has contributed so much to our economy here in the Cayman Islands that he should get the honor of carrying our flag. Without all his money here our economy would probably be as bad as it is in the USA“. President Obama was asked to carry the Kenyan Flag, but he stated that he’d have to wait till after the next election.