Satirical
News Service
Las Vegas, NV
After
Taylor Swift became a regular feature of cameo shots of her cheering on her “boyfriend”
Travis Kelce there was a tremendous rise in viewers of Chief’s game Chiefs Merchandise. The NFL is starting to take this very
seriously and has proposed adding music celebrities to the annual NFL draft. They
would sit in the owners’ booth at all football games and cheer on their
favorite team hero. The Draft rules are still being hammered out, but celebrities
may be chosen for the NFL Draft based on how they do in the charts. First-round
draft choices could win annual contracts equal to those of first-round football
players.
