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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

House Republicans Propose new LDDOMA Act

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

After the US Supreme Court today ruled that DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act) was unconstitutional, House Republicans proposed a new Last Ditch Defense of Marriage Act. This act defines marriage as only between a couple who believe that marriage should only be between a man and a woman and that the Supreme Court can go F$*%* themselves.

"We feel that this act is necessary because certain activist Supreme Court Justices refuse to act as we want them to." stated House Speaker Boehner.