Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In an effort
to show he’s fighting inflation and bring up his sagging poll numbers, President
Biden today showed off a newly installed gas pump at the White House featuring
$1 a gallon gas. He announced that this gas was made directly from the recently
released “strategic reserve petroleum”. In his announcement, he stated this
would now be open to the public to fill up their tanks. “I hope other gasoline
companies would follow suit in lowering their pump prices”, he went on.
Before you go out and try to get gas at the White
House, you first have to pass a background check and make a reservation. Your
vehicle must also pass a security inspection and be tested for emissions.
